CRAZY THINGS ABOUT VALETINES DAY

It is said to be a day when people show their feelings and affection to their loved ones and friends.
what makes it funny about the day is:

1) A person has never sent you a text since December 25th which he or she was requesting an invitation for Christmas and here on 14th of February the person is there saying WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

2)  You have been complaining that January was a tough month that you had to forgo without lunch for the whole month at least to make some savings but on valentines day here comes wanjiku, stacy and wendy requesting you to be their valentines.You take one for an expensive lunch and the other two you send them 500 each for a bar of chocolate.by the end of the day you have nothing, do you mean you had sacrificed  lunch for a month for this day?

3)  The most expensive chocolate you have ever bought is worth 10shillings but during this day you buy 3 cadbury 1000 because she has asked you to be her valentines and you end up skipping meals for a week in the name of fasting.

4) That is the day you keep sending her love messages telling her how much you love her. an year has 365 days what about the other 364days?