CRAZY!!! Sh300,000-a-night prostitute reveals her high end customers
A former
Sh300,000-a-night escort has laid bare the ins and outs of the sex trade, after
ditching it for a career in stand-up comedy. Miranda Kane has revealed all
about her seven years in the industry - from balloon fetishes to pizza
fantasies. “Put it this way, there are several household objects you won’t be
able to look at in the same way again,” she says. She is lifting the lid on her
life in the industry, her clients and their bizarre requests in a comedy show
in Salford as part of the Greater Manchester Fringe next month. The oldest
profession in the world has proved to be rich source material for the comedian,
reports the men. She originally pursued a career on the stand-up circuit before
realising, at 18, she had nothing to say. Five years later she found herself
drawn towards sex work when she discovered she was in demand as a larger lady,
tipping the scales then at 25 stone. “I was looking through forums about dating
bigger women and found out there were girls doing risque modelling and it was
only a few clicks later I discovered you could make a lot of money through
escorting,” she says. “Being in London and being a bit skint - and also being
someone who really enjoys sex and money - I thought I’d give it a go and see
what happened. “I put my number on the internet with a couple of pictures and
my phone started ringing half an hour later.” Working from her flat, Miranda,
or Melody, as she called herself, could rake in up to £2,000 a night to indulge
men’s wildest - and weirdest - fantasies. “Some men want the bed filled with
balloons or they want to put a balloon between you and they want it to pop,”
she reveals.
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